Just as the Internet was created to share information but quickly turned into the Mega Epicenter of Porn, Dating & Shopping, facebook and Twitter were created to allow us to socialize, keep up with and share with others, however they are falling fast into the realm of uninteresting fluff and these 5 constant habits are not helping.
1. Posting what you are having for breakfast, lunch or dinner along with a photo of said breakfast, lunch or dinner.
Who are you telling? Why are you telling all 1200 of your facebook friends plus 800 of your twitter followers?
Telling what you are about to eat came first, the pictures then followed. A picture of a plate of food. Really?
There is no value at all to this post, it’s not informative, it’s not entertaining, it’s not funny, clever or thought provoking. It’s not even something interesting that happend to you, that you did or are doing.
No one cares, not at all, unless they are on their way over to your house to share in this fancy feast of yours.
If you must, absolutely must do this, at least be in the picture, people do enjoy pictures of their facebook friends, that’s an obvious fact and we don’t need to understand why that is the case, it just is, but an image of a plate of food or food cooking on the stove is of no interest to anyone.
Acceptable Use Policy. The only time this is acceptable is if you happen to be at an event, a wedding for example and the dessert table is absolutely insane, with 80 different desserts from around the world, complete with ice sculptures and hottie servers. Take a picture, share, enjoy the comments.
2. “I Love My Kids” or the other variations, my kids are my world, my kids come first, my kids are my life, my kids are everything to me, I’m a mother/father first, etc.
Yes, we know.
Really, we already believe this to be true by default. If you are a somewhat normal human, it’s in your DNA, it’s instinct, it’s not even something that you can help or control, you love your children, we all do so pointing this out on a profile or post is redundant and makes us wonder who you are trying to convince.
You could point out the opposite if you felt the need, that would at least be of interest to people simply because it would be different, something out of the ordinary, “Wow, Gina just posted that she can’t stand the site of her kids, how odd.”
People that constantly post about their children and only about their children, their love for their children, their children’s activities, events, grades, what they just said, what they just did, really do appear to have one aspect to their lives, their children. If you are doing this on a profile and you happen to be single and looking, it’s an instant red flag to anyone interested to run like the wind. Any belief that people do not meet on Facebook in a romantic capacity is invalid, it’s 2011, keep up with the rest of us please. Even if you didn’t meet on facebook, that potential partner is checking you out on facebook after you met at the local Fresh Market. If you do happen to be a professional person, which isn’t likely but is possible, it tells prospective employers, clients, business associates that you are not very interested in your profession at all.
Keeping in mind that your children are more important than the cute guy/girl you just met or your co-workers, it’s still simply annoying to the rest of us. We aren’t facebook friends with your kids. We have our own kids and we aren’t all that interested in them, much less yours.
Acceptable Use Policy. You are talking directly to your kid, who is also on facebook. Your kid just graduated from medical school, just cured cancer, just got their dream job as a (insert dream job), just got accepted to Harvard, just created the next great gadget, just killed the really big bug in your bathroom for you, just rolled over the cat, fell on the other kid, is laughing uncontrollably at you and you got this all on video, it’s Mothers Day, Fathers Day or the kids Birthday.
3. The daily stalker tracker.
This one could be the most mind numbing of them all and also seems to be the most common.
I’m awake.
I’m at the bagel shop. I ordered a cinnamon raisin bagel with strawberry cream cheese. Show picture.
I’m at work.
I’m at jojos for lunch. Along with what you are having and of course a picture.
I’m back at work.
I’m at the super market. Along with what you are buying.
I’m cooking dinner. Along with what you are cooking and of course a picture of the finished product.
I’m driving the kids to football. Along with how wonderful those kids really are and how much you love them.
I’m finally sitting down to watch Dancing With The Stars.
I can’t believe that bitch won.
I’m watching CSI Charlotte.
I knew he did it.
I’m going to bed, good night FB buddies.
Wow. Yes, you know who you are.
The only person interested in a blow by blow of your daily routine is your stalker and he/she already knows.
This is just boring, really, really boring. You are filling up the main facebook feed or twitter feed with this information, which is of no use, no value and no interest to anyone. Even your stalker is bored.
Acceptable Use Policy. Foursquare. You are at a bar/club and you want to let everyone know they should come hang out. You are at a wedding, graduation or other party of some sort, pictures are expected. You are at a sporting event, concert or other interesting place, doing something interesting with interesting people, more pictures are expected.
4. The conspiracy, wake up, you’re all being screwed information junkie.
This is the guy that believes it is his job to let everyone know how the government, the new world order, the world bank, the powers that be, big brother, NSA, CIA, FBI, is doing all sorts of things that we need to know about.
The problem with this is not actually the information shared, some of it can be fairly interesting. The problem is the arrogance, the superiority this person feels over everyone else who doesn’t know, doesn’t believe or doesn’t care, the added insult that not only don’t you know what’s going on but that you are a fat, lazy, TV addicted loser that better wake up right now or else, is, well, insulting.
The posts will go something like this;
Keep watching American Idol while your money is losing value because you are too stupid to care.
Keep eating that cancer causing food, the government wants you to be sick, wake up already.
Enjoy the distractions of sports, video games, TV and all of the others created by the New World Order to keep you mindless and lazy.
Don’t look now, but you are being brainwashed by the Super Bowl, while the CIA is injecting your kids with microchips.
You get the idea. Again, some of what they present may have value, may be of interest, may even be true, I wouldn’t know, I’m too busy blogging about annoying facebook posts, but I certainly don’t need them to tell me what type of pathetic loser I must be because I may not agree or care to worry about every different way I am being manipulated by the powers that be every single hour of every single day.
Give it a rest once in a while and post a video of a cute cat doing something funny like everyone else in the world.
This will not only limit your friends, it will limit your work associations, your clients, your customers, basically, everyone that might deal with you for any reason. It is seen as a very negative view point and no one wants to be made to feel like they are just floating through life without a care, while the world around them is going to hell, they may be and it may be, but they didn’t friend you on facebook so that you could inform them of this fact.
Another issue with this. I think “they” are watching you and I don’t want “them” watching me.
Acceptable Use Policy. Twitter or the world is actually coming to an end, right now and you are watching it from your back yard.
5. Pets.
There were a few different candidates for number 5. I had to really consider which was the most popular, the one used the most by the most people that I found the most annoying.
Pets are even worse than #2 since we can at least understand that you love your kids, can’t help yourself and think everyone else should love your kids just as much as you do, but why on earth you would think everyone else is as enamored with your dog, cat or horse as you are is anyones guess. The only reason this is #5 instead of #2 is because it’s not as prevalent.
Pictures, videos and little tid bits about your pet are, like the rest on this list, of no interest to anyone but you.
No one cares what your pet did, no one cares what your pet looks like, no one cares that you even have a pet.
It’s a dog. It’s a cat. There are millions of them, millions own them, they are not anything worth mentioning, talking about or sharing a picture of.
If the pet is an accessory in a picture of you, that’s fine. A picture of your pet in your photo album, that’s fine. A constant barrage of pictures and videos of your pets or an entire album of 237 pictures of your cat and dog, not fine.
I can’t even think of an amusing way to share with you why this is annoying to the rest of us, that’s how boring your pet is.
Acceptable Use Policy. You just got your pet, you must also be in the picture. Your pet just saved someones life, video optional but certainly recommended. Your pet just did the most amazing, most incredible, most unbelievable or funny shit that any pet has ever done, video necessary. Your pet just talked, you better have video or people will worry about you.
Honorable Mention:
Make Money Online Now, unless everyone on your friends list is involved in that industry, you are pissing them off. Twitter, LinkedIn and other social networks are better for this purpose. You can also create groups or fanpages for people that are interested and only post to them when you are posting Make Money info.
Quote Junkies. Think of something to say once in a while that wasn’t said by some dead guy 300 years ago. Movie quotes are ok because let’s face it, movie quotes rock.
Husband/Wife adoration. It even annoys those who do it, when others do it. Keep it to holidays and birthdays.
Food Police. Telling me what’s in my food, where it comes from, what’s wrong with it and why I shouldn’t be eating it. Unless you are in that industry and I am specifically following you or a fan of your fanpage, then I’m asking for it.
I’m the first one to say that it’s your facebook – Twitter account, do what you will, this is just a bit of friendly advice to help you along the way.
Have Fun,
Jim Vigilante
The Social Network Manager
http://thesocialnetworkmanager.com







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